Hacking his way through dense jungle, an explorer comes across a pygmy standing over a dead elephant. ‘Did you kill this?’ asked the explorer. ‘Yes,’ replied the tiny man. ‘That’s amazing! I’ve never seen such a thing. What did you use?’ ‘A club,’ shrugged the pygmy. ‘It must have been a bloody big club!’ ‘Indeed it was,’ said the pygmy. ‘There must have been about 300 of us.’